Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

payslipgig:

pfdiva:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”

Oh.

Best horror movie EVER

I NEVER NEEDED MY GUILT TO BE FULLY REALIZED LIKE THIS

payslipgig:

pfdiva:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

Best horror movie EVER

I NEVER NEEDED MY GUILT TO BE FULLY REALIZED LIKE THIS

blaine-anderson:

i wonder if tom hanks just writes “t hanks” in his thank you cards like it’s a message and signature all in one